100% proven zodiac analyses

  • aries:

    short-tempered kind-hearted babies

  • taurus:

    stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone

  • gemini:

    intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor

  • cancer:

    over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes

  • leo:

    melodramatic fun-loving fucks

  • virgo:

    creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating

  • libra:

    ditsy carefree pacifist qts

  • scorpio:

    intensely emotional secretive bad bitches

  • sagittarius:

    honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck

  • capricorn:

    organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads

  • aquarius:

    extroverted detached open-minded freaks

  • pisces:

    sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

One of the only ships I will actually bash is Snarry. I see no way ever that it could be a plausible, healthy, consensual relationship. This says nothing about Severus, but that he and Harry could never work. James Potter… That’s what he sees when he looks at Harry. He despises him for all that his father was. How could he possibly look past that and fall in love with Harry? Why would Harry choose the teacher whom he hated for most of his time at Hogwarts? He ends up respecting Severus. He respected Dumbledore like nobody’s business, but does that mean Albus and Harry were going at it? In my opinion, the delicate relationship between Harry and Snape is defiled by Snarry.

When my ex boyfriend and I were going steady, I made a ship name for us- Kaughn. Makes sense, right? Better than Vat. Except that was around the time Into Darkness came out, and he was well aware of my love for Benedict Cumberbatch. Bad timing.

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